The Opus

The post-Outland fall was tragic. There was only one avenue for a well hung, silent penguin, and that was the grind of the penguin porn industry. But, even that gave out.

Fortune once again smiled on our destitute flightless friend as he discovered Twitter DM’s and PayPal.

Morgan Freeman narrated his Olympian biography, The Opus.

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